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Pirate Monkeys Inc.

GMonkey's Web Site v2.1

The purpose of this site is basically to put up my artwork and fanfiction, mostly related to Harry Potter and X-Files. You can leave me a message in the guestbook, or get info to contact me on the Contact page. What does this have to do with pirate monkeys, you ask? I like pirate monkeys. It's my site and I can put pirate monkeys on it if I want to.

Visit my Café Press shop to buy official Sparklypoo merchandise!

My shop is the only official source of Sparklypoo merchandise. Any other Sparklypoo shops are filthy bootleggers.

Quick Links

Here are some of the more popular and useful sections of the site.
The Sparklypoo comic
The Naked Snape comic
Harry Potter Personality Quiz
The Snape page
The Sims hints, skins and more
 FAQ
The Pirate Monkey Resource
Site Map

Notes and Info

If you came here looking for monkeys, you'll find drawings of some in the Artwork section. You can also see my own monkey characters in my comic, The X-Files Kids. If you came here looking for pirates, see my Pirate Monkey Resource site. If you came here looking for my fanart and comics then you're in luck! Click on Fan Stuff.

Click on the PMI logo in the top left corner of the window to return to the main page (with the map).

If you received a suspicious e-mail from a piratemonkeysinc.com address: it's not really from me. Spammers put addresses that aren't theirs in the From: field of e-mails. Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it. I'm looking into ways to prevent spammers from getting my e-mail address but I can't guarantee there won't still be people sending fake e-mails that look like they're from piratemonkeysinc.com. I will not send e-mail to anyone unless I'm responding to an e-mail they sent me or possibly something they posted in my guestbook. I will never send unsolicited e-mail with attachments.
Updates

8 August 2012

I've added some more Sims 2 custom content that you can download. Rather that edit both my LJ post with the links and my Sims page, I'm just keeping it in the LJ post for now, but you don't need an LJ account to download the files. If you're not logged in to LJ, you'll see an age 14+ content warning that's the default for my journal; there may be some pictures of Sims in their underpants but that's all ;)

22 July 2012

HOLY CRAP AN UPDATE
I've finally fixed the quiz. They went and updated PHP when I wasn't looking. I'm still around, my main web presence is on my LJ now. But I'm still into Harry Potter, kind of, though I'm more into Star Trek and BBC Sherlock now. I see I also need to fix a couple of things on the Pirate Monkey Resource that relied on MySQL. I'll get on that :)

13 August 07

I'm having some problems with my domain name but I've contacted my host and I expect to resolve the problem soon.

23 July 07

DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS

I've drawn some silly Deathly Hallows comics, mostly about Snape. See them on my LiveJournal or here on Pirate Monkeys Inc..

15 July 2007

Prophecy 2007!
I'll be running a workshop at the Prophecy 2007 convention in Toronto. It's "Figure Drawing and Portraiture for the Fanartist" at 10:00AM on Friday. Come and see me there! I'll be wearing my Lockhart costume.

31 January 2007

First update of 2007! I have another pic I did for Swashbucklathon. This one's Good Omens. Click here for Crowley's clever plan to stow away on a pirate ship.

20 December 2006

Here's my first Queer As Folk fanart, which I drew for Swashbucklathon. Also:
Update yer links
The pages don't look different but I've changed the major ones to .php files instead of .htm. This will make it easier for me to update and make new pages. Please update your links!

19 October 06

There's a BRAND NEW PIRATEY QUIZ over in the pirate section. It's a personality quiz and will help you further develop your pirate monkey self-awareness. Or something.

25 September 06

There's a new addition to my Café Press store! I got annoyed today seeing an anti-choice bumper sticker so I made this "No on 85" sticker. I pledge to donate all profits from sales of the sticker to Planned Parenthood. Buy one (or ten) right now!


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