Pirate Monkey Aptitude Test

1. If you could be an animal, what would you be?
sneaky marmoset
flappy bat
sparkly unicorn
mighty lion
slimy bug

2. What is your favorite food?
cotton candy
human blood
bananas
mom's apple pie
microwave burritos

3. What is your one weakness?
scary zombies
Windows©
sunlight
kryptonite
being distracted by something shiny

4. What are you most likely to wear?
scruffy jeans and a lab coat
spandex tights and a cape
a lot of bright colors
black shirt, black pants, black boots, etc.
a poofy white shirt and a bandanna

5. What is your pet peeve?
James Bond
scurvy
mean people
nice people
villainy

6. If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
a puppy
treasure
an andriod to do my bidding
world peace
a respite from this eternal damnation

7. What is your ideal mode of transportation?
a super car with lots of gadgets
a sturdy ship
something black
a scooter
a UFO

8. What is your favorite hobby?
pillaging
upholding justice
finger-painting
striking terror into the hearts of the living
plotting and scheming

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