Quiz: Which Famous Pirate Monkey Are You?

1. How do you typically greet people?
say "Ahoy there!"
just stare at them until they get uncomfortable
sneak up and rob them
pretend to be friendly, wait until they're distracted, then rob them
say "GHAAAAAAR!" and brandish a large bone at them. They give you their money and you don't even need to rob them.

2. What does your ship look like?
sleek, fast and painted red
festooned with spikes and dragon heads
like a pirate ship
like a pirate ship, only moldier
like the best pirate ship ever

3. What is your crew like?
rowdy
piratey
burly
stealthy
zombie

4. Where do you hide your treasure?
right out in the open because everyone knows they'd be a fool to try and rob you
in a super secret place
buried in a swamp
in a treasure chest
"What?! Who wants to know?!" (draws cutlass)

5. If you had a parrot, what would you call it?
Hades
Polly
Cobra
I don't care as long as I could train it to say rude words.
dinner

    
 
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